If you’re a celebrity, as I’m sure many of my readers are, here are some indicators that you’re probably a has been or will soon be one. If you realize you’ve been recently making some of these comments, it’s probably time for a face lift or career change.
“I got a gig hosting Extra.”
“I’m going to be on Celebrity Fit Club. (or any other VH1 with ‘celebrity’ in the title)”
“Yeah, I fucked Paris.”
“It’s on tape.”
“I apologize profusely for calling my fellow castmember a faggot. Oh did I say it again? Jeez, I’m so sorry.”
“I’m out of rehab! I’m a changed person!”
“Tom Cruise and I are like brothers. He has some good ideas.”
“Jimmy Kimmel won’t return my phone calls.”
“I manage a restaurant. It’s a McDonald’s franchise. But I used to be on The Wonder Years.”
“I’m Britney Spears. You want my picture?”
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